Bursar?""Yes, Archchancellor?""You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?"" Me? No, Archchancellor.""Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head.

Terry Pratchett
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I've been given a new job as the bursar of my college. I'm terrible at math, and as such, I think it's a good idea to buy a calculator for my job. Looking at all the materials provided to me, calculators seem like a good idea. So I go out and buy the cheapest one I can find.

It turns out that it will cost me $90 and I'm completely broke. I tell the head of my college about this and he says, "Well, we don't have any money to spare so we'll just have to take your underpants off your head."

Source: Lords And Ladies

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